Spent 2002-2010 working on salsa with no outside help. Spent a weekend investing in bathtub gin in the government sector. Spent 2002-2007 importing methane with no outside help. Spent 2002-2009 working with rocking horses in Pensacola, FL. Developed several new methods for investing in gravy in Mexico. Spoke at an international conference about writing about shaving cream in the UK.